JOKE BOT 19: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few jokes

What's the best thing about dating a 55 year old? What did the drunk whale say? What's the difference between a prostitute and an onion? Find the answers to that and more (and music by Orca Team, The Crystals, No Means No and Battlestations) on this week's Joke Bot podcast.

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1. JOKE BOT HELLO
2. JOKE - Cheeseburger hot dog
3. Ty Segall - You Make the Sun Fry
4. JOKE - Dating a 55 year old
5. Battle Stations - Pleasure Model
6. JOKE - Dating a 24 year old
7. Sparks - Thanks But No Thanks
8. JOKE (Steve Martin) - Smoking
9. No Means No - Living is Free
10. JOKE - Nordic Gods
11. Bleeding Knees Club - Have Fun
12. JOKE - Onions
13. The Crystals - He Hit Me (It Felt Like a Kiss)
14. JOKE - Lentils
15. K-Holes - Werewolf with a Tan
16. JOKE - Drunk Whales
17. Orca Team - Lost at Sea
18. GooDByE

JOKE BOT #6: Ho Ho Hanuka

New jokes for you to download:

1. Joke Bot
2. JOKE - Ursula / Star Wars
3. Detective Agency - Daggers
4. JOKE - Jim
5. Tonetta - Drugs Drugs Drugs
6. Demitri Martin - Other Jokes
7. Grave Babies - Pleasures
8. JOKE - Marielle / Alabama
9. Jaill - Always Wrong
10. JOKE - Diana / Youtube Socks
11. Ty Segall - Can't Talk
12. JOKE - Ernie / Mom
13. Hausu - The Haze
14. JOKE - Aaron / chicks
15. Bert Jansch - Courting Blues
16. JOKE - New England Zombies
17. Harry Nilsson - Gotta Get Up
18. JOKE - Country Band
19. Duane Eddy - 5:17
20. JOKE - Deathwish
21. Queen - Body Language
22. Rachel says Happy Hanuka, reads dirty text and reminds you:

call/text 209.Joke.Bot!

ps.
Derek Erdman thinks Joke Bot's neat. The feelin's mutual.