JOKE BOT 19: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few jokes

What's the best thing about dating a 55 year old? What did the drunk whale say? What's the difference between a prostitute and an onion? Find the answers to that and more (and music by Orca Team, The Crystals, No Means No and Battlestations) on this week's Joke Bot podcast.

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1. JOKE BOT HELLO
2. JOKE - Cheeseburger hot dog
3. Ty Segall - You Make the Sun Fry
4. JOKE - Dating a 55 year old
5. Battle Stations - Pleasure Model
6. JOKE - Dating a 24 year old
7. Sparks - Thanks But No Thanks
8. JOKE (Steve Martin) - Smoking
9. No Means No - Living is Free
10. JOKE - Nordic Gods
11. Bleeding Knees Club - Have Fun
12. JOKE - Onions
13. The Crystals - He Hit Me (It Felt Like a Kiss)
14. JOKE - Lentils
15. K-Holes - Werewolf with a Tan
16. JOKE - Drunk Whales
17. Orca Team - Lost at Sea
18. GooDByE

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2. JOKE - Tony Danza
3. Circle Pit - Shallow Grave
4. JOKE - Billy Miller mixtape
5. Sparks - In the Future
6. JOKE - Drug Dealers (Lucas)
7. Outer Minds - Until Your Dead
8. JOKE - Underpants (Ernie)
9. Vivian Girls - Such a Joke
10. JOKE - Maxi Pads
11. Bass Drum of Death - Heart Attack Kid
12. JOKE - Michele Rodriguez (Carlos and Jim)
13. Prince Rama - Lightening Fossil
14. JOKE  - Blind Guy (Ernie)
15. Groundhogs - Status People
16. JOKE - Birth Pain (Matt)
17. Tyvek - Future Junk
18. JOKE - No Jokes?
19. Reading Rainbow - Wasting Time
20. Rachel says call JOKE BOT

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2. Bee Gees- I Started a Joke
3. JOKE - Dena
4. Nuclear Igloo
5. Miracle Chosuke
6. R. Stevie Moore - Bad Posture
7. The Spits - The Princess is a Spider
8. JOKE - Not Shannon
9. George Jones - Root Beer
10. JOKE - Walrus
11. Jonathan Richman - She Doesn't Laugh at My Jokes
12. JOKE - Brennan
13. Mansized Heartache - At All
14. JOKE - Marielle
15. Neil Young - We R In Control
16. JOKE - Derek
17. CALL JOKE BOT - Rachel
18. Sparks - In the Future
19. The Smiths - That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore