JOKE BOT 25: Monster Mashed

drawing by matt nyce

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Did you hear the one about the kidnapping? What's the deal with cheese being so awesome? Find out the answers to those questions, plus hear some spooky-type songs songs by

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1. JOKE - Hard Boiled Eggs
2. The Spits - Witch Hunt
3. JOKE - Cheese
4. The Intelligence - Witchworld
5. JOKE - Pepper face
6. Liars - Broken Witch
7. JOKE - Hipster
8. The Dutchess and the Duke - I am Just a Ghost
9. JOKE - Superman
10. Nerve City - Holy Ghosts
11. JOKE - kidnapping
12. Total Control - Carpet Rash

JOKE BOT 21: More bounce to the ounce

drawing by matt nyce

What did one tampon say to the other one? Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? What makes a clown cry? Find the answers to these and life's other burning questions on this week's jokbot.



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1. JOKE BOT
2. JOKE - Tampons
3. Crass - Darling
4. JOKE - George Washington
5. Uzi Rash - Under the Water
6. JOKE - Underdudes
7. Daniel Johnson - Etiquette
8. JOKE - Dry Jokes
9. Loretta Lynn - The Pill
10. JOKE - Chicken Basketball
11. Electric Blanket - Ridiculous and in the Kitchen
12. JOKE - Hiccup
13. Intelligence - My First Wife
14. JOKE - Panthers
15. Siouxsie & the Banshees - Mirage
16. JOKE - Pride
17. Pere Ubu - Life Stinks
18. JOKE - Clowns
19. Giorgio Moroder - What a Night


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JOKE BOT 17: Will make you famous

comic by matt nyce

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1. JOKE BOT welcomes you
2. JOKE - Stripper
3. Sweet - The Ballroom Blitz
4. JOKE - Willie Nelson
5. Willie Nelson - If you've got the money I've got the time
6. JOKE - No fingers
7. The UV Race - Low
8. David Cross - When it comes to Jews...
9. Cleaners from Venus - All the Lights in this House
10. JOKE - Paul McCartney
11. The Beatles - I'm Down
12. JOKE - Phish
13. Wilmouth Houdini - Blow Wind Blow

JOKE BOT 14: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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2. JOKE - Dislexia
3. Stickers - Olympic Peninsula
4. JOKE - Chicken dude
5. Architeuthis - Inex
6. JOKE - Grain dude
7. Naomi Punk - The Sun
8. JOKE - Which came first?
9. Juanita Y Los Feos - Baila Como Un Robot
10. JOKE - Child Molestor
11. Tom Lehrer - Lobachevsky
12. JOKE - Richard Pryor
13. The Yardbirds - Putty (In Your Hands)
14. JOKE - Oven
15. Essential Logic
16. Rachel eats breakfast

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JOKE BOT 12: This Joke isn't Funny Anymore

(radical comic by matt nyce)

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1. JOKE BOT
2. JOKE - Splenda
3. Man Sized Heartache - My Weed
4. JOKE - CD Scratched
5. The Trashies - White Mold
6. JOKE - Pump up the Jams
7. Febre de Minos - Os Minos
8. JOKE - Rising Star
9. Quasi - I Give Up
10. JOKE - Billy Corgan walks into a bar
11. Christmas - Whips of Love
12. JOKE - Rage Against the Machine
13. Wire - Champs
14. JOKE - Jam and Jelly
15. Zeigenbock Kopf - Sex with a Man
16. Maria Bamford - Wizard of Art
17. William Shatner - King Henry the Fifth

JOKE BOT 11: Not funny is the new funny.

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1. JOKE BOT
2. Rodney Dangerfield - Son of No Respect
3. Louis Prima - Banana Split for my Baby
4. JOKE - The book hasn't arrived
5. Naked on the Vague - God Nor Devil
6. JOKE - Hella Weights
7. Paul McCartney - Smile Away
8. JOKE - Dairy Queen
9. Zapp & Roger
10. JOKE - Vampire Home Economics
11. Whalebones - I Don't Wanna Live in this City No More
12. JOKE - Pizza
13. Monguito Santameria - Work Out
14. JOKE - Big Hot and Juicy
15. Nico - Somewhere There's a Feather
16. Rachel says 209 JOKE BOT a bunch

JOKE BOT 10: 2nd verse is worse than the first

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1. JOKE BOT
2. Bruce Haack - Army Ants in Your Pants
3. JOKE - Wedding's Ruined
4. Mark De Gli Antoni - Jigaboo
5. JOKE - Dre and 50
6. Bass Drum of Death - Nerve Jamming
7. JOKE - A Mime is a terrible thing to waste
8. OFF! - Full of Shit
9. JOKE - Extreme
10. Mayyors - Clicks
11. JOKE - Hepatitis
12. The Units - i Night
13. JOKE - The Shins
14. Probibituary - Who Invented..
15. JOKE - What time is it?
16. Neu! - Super
17. Derek and Clive - Young Dudley Moore Performs
18. The Kinks - Shangri-La
19. Rachel ponders, what are jokes anyway

Let's clone this dude:

JOKE BOT 9: The Best JokeBot of the Year

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1. Derek Erdman - Chevy Impaler
2. Cheveu - Quattro Stagioni
3. JOKE - I forget
4. Frustration - Too Many Questions
5. JOKE - Pony walks into a bar
6. Spizz Energi - Where's Captain Kirk?
7. JOKE - Environmentalists
8. Jacques Dutronc - L'augmmentation
9. JOKE - Why can't babies talk?
10. Octagon Control - Curb Herpes
11. JOKE - Bob Marley
12. Liliput - Die Matrosen
13. JOKE - Ca Caw
14. Sentinals - Shout
15. JOKE - Fish with no eyes
16. Rockin' Horse - Julian the Hooligan
17. JOKE - Drunk guy and a cop
18. The Ex - Maybe I Was the Pilot
19. Jokebot is popular on the internet.

JOKE BOT 8 is pretty prettyyyyy preeettay great

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1. JOKE BOT
2. Captain Beefheart will always be fast and bulbous
3. The Beatles Christmas Greeting
4. A Frames - X.M.A.S.
5. JOKE - Dying Sandwiches
6. Rookies - Hava Nagila
7. JOKE - Davy Crocket
8. Bonzo Dog Band - We Are Normal
9. JOKE - Pfft
10. Swimmers - Fix that Fence
11. JOKE - Penguins
12. Stranglers - Nice 'N' Sleazy
13. JOKE - Economics
14. Honey for the Bears - Merry Christmas Outback Steakhouse
15. JOKE - Eat your veggies
16. Uzi Rash - Reciprocal
17. JOKE - Anarchist Tea
18. Captain Beefheart - Plastic Factory
19. JOKE - No Arms
20. Crass - Is it Big Hands?
21. Rachel is at her grandma's house.

JOKE BOT #7: Here Come the Pancakes

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1. JOKE BOT - Please leave a message

2. JOKE- Lord of the Rings

3. Head - Tireshredding

4. JOKE - Kiss the Frog

5. Popular Shapes - Here Come The Pancakes

6. JOKE - Rabbi and a Priest

7. Flight - Ghosts

8. JOKE - Foursome

9. FNU Ronnies - Meat

10. JOKE - Camaro

11. Wildings - JJ Diamond

12. Dion McGregor - The Food And What To Do With It

13. Fear - New York's Alright If You Like Saxophones

14. JOKE - French Alarm Clock

15. The Jameses - Caribou

16. Jokebot is not available - If you call and get a busy signal. Call back! We's popular.

17. Jacuzzi Boys - Coral Girls

18. Rachel says, call/text 209.JOKE.BOT. It's a gas.

JOKE BOT #6: Ho Ho Hanuka

New jokes for you to download:

1. Joke Bot
2. JOKE - Ursula / Star Wars
3. Detective Agency - Daggers
4. JOKE - Jim
5. Tonetta - Drugs Drugs Drugs
6. Demitri Martin - Other Jokes
7. Grave Babies - Pleasures
8. JOKE - Marielle / Alabama
9. Jaill - Always Wrong
10. JOKE - Diana / Youtube Socks
11. Ty Segall - Can't Talk
12. JOKE - Ernie / Mom
13. Hausu - The Haze
14. JOKE - Aaron / chicks
15. Bert Jansch - Courting Blues
16. JOKE - New England Zombies
17. Harry Nilsson - Gotta Get Up
18. JOKE - Country Band
19. Duane Eddy - 5:17
20. JOKE - Deathwish
21. Queen - Body Language
22. Rachel says Happy Hanuka, reads dirty text and reminds you:

call/text 209.Joke.Bot!

ps.
Derek Erdman thinks Joke Bot's neat. The feelin's mutual.

JOKE BOT 5: No More Kidding Around

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1. JOKE BOT
2. JOKE - Tony Danza
3. Circle Pit - Shallow Grave
4. JOKE - Billy Miller mixtape
5. Sparks - In the Future
6. JOKE - Drug Dealers (Lucas)
7. Outer Minds - Until Your Dead
8. JOKE - Underpants (Ernie)
9. Vivian Girls - Such a Joke
10. JOKE - Maxi Pads
11. Bass Drum of Death - Heart Attack Kid
12. JOKE - Michele Rodriguez (Carlos and Jim)
13. Prince Rama - Lightening Fossil
14. JOKE  - Blind Guy (Ernie)
15. Groundhogs - Status People
16. JOKE - Birth Pain (Matt)
17. Tyvek - Future Junk
18. JOKE - No Jokes?
19. Reading Rainbow - Wasting Time
20. Rachel says call JOKE BOT

 Join in on the FUN. CALL or TEXT 209.JOKE.BOT and leave your FAVORITE JOKE

(psst...Do you know anything about setting up PBX / Voice Mail boxes for free? Joke Bot needs your help! Email rachelratner at gmail)

Joke Bot 4: Large and In Charge

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CALL or TEXT 209.JOKE.BOT (209 565 3268) with your jokes.

1. Joke Bot
2. Bee Gees- I Started a Joke
3. JOKE - Dena
4. Nuclear Igloo
5. Miracle Chosuke
6. R. Stevie Moore - Bad Posture
7. The Spits - The Princess is a Spider
8. JOKE - Not Shannon
9. George Jones - Root Beer
10. JOKE - Walrus
11. Jonathan Richman - She Doesn't Laugh at My Jokes
12. JOKE - Brennan
13. Mansized Heartache - At All
14. JOKE - Marielle
15. Neil Young - We R In Control
16. JOKE - Derek
17. CALL JOKE BOT - Rachel
18. Sparks - In the Future
19. The Smiths - That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

ACCEPTING JOKES FOR EPISODE 2!!

 

Thanks to everyone who told jokes in episode 1. 

Good news: We're accepting more jokes for episode II.

Amazing, I know.

So CALL 209.JOKE.BOT

And leave a message with your favorite joke!! 

If you do, your friends will stop thinking you're a jerk, and finally realize what a comedic genius you are.

EPISODE 1: Jokes

This episode is all about jokes!

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Be a part of the next show! CALL 209.JOKE.BOT  and leave a message with your favorite joke!

Learn more about the psychology of jokes

Thanks to the following people for letting me record them (even if they don't remember that I recorded them):

Andrew, Chilly, Pete, Leo, Jim, Shannon, Jack, Troy, Lisa, Jeff, Johana, Marshal, Bobby, West, and Carlos

Music by:
Devo - Gut Feeling
Scraps - Mountain Problems
Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal
Eddy Current Suppression Ring - Get Up Morning

email me with your feedback, and suggestions for future shows! rachelratner@gmail.com