Paul McCartney tells a dirty joke

HER Jokebot 3/24/12

1. Devo - Smart Patrol / Mr. DNA
2. Neil Young - We R In Control
3. JOKE
4. Don't Talk to the Cops - I Don't Like Rachel
5. JOKE - Pepper Face
6. Fuzzy Cloaks - Love What I Do
7. Groundhogs - Status People
8. JOKE - Parrot
9. The Spits - My Mess
10. Tyvek - Future Junk
11. JOKE - Cocain
12. Outer Minds - Until You're Dead
13. R. Stevie Moore - Bad Posture
14. JOKE - Splenda
15. Jonathan Richman - She Doesn't Laugh at My Jokes
16. George Jones - Root Beer
17. JOKE - Pirate
18. Ancient Crux - In Teen Dreams
19. Circle Pit - Shallow Grave
20. JOKE - Stripper
21. Nuclear Igloo
22. Miracle Chosuke
23. JOKE - Lentils
24. Andrew W. K. - Party Til You Puke
25. Home Blitz - Nighttime Feel
26. JOKE - Whales
27. Factums - When
28. Le Sang Song - Ring Ring
29. JOKE - Willie Nelson
30. The Smiths - This Joke isn't Funny Anymore
31. The Kinks - I'm Not Like Everybody Else
32. JOKE - 2 who
33. Ozzie - Android Love
34. Black Mountain - No Hits
35. JOKE - Smell
36. Bee Gees - I Started a Joke
37. JOKE - Word
38. Suburban Lawns - Flying Saucer Safari
39. JOKE - Beez
40. Ovens - Lame Song #224
41. JOKE - Snoop
42. The Really 3rds - Everyday, Everyway
43. JOKE - Steering Wheel
44. Reading Rainbow - Wasting Time
45. Joke - 
46. Billy Joe - Goldfish
47. Sparks - In the Future
48. Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)
49. Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)
50. Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)
51. Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)
52. Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)
53. Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)
54. Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)
55. Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)
56. Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)
57. Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)
58. Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)
59. Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)
60. Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)
61. The Beatles - I Want You (She's So Heavy)
62. Thee Oh Sees - I Was Denied

HER Jokebot 3/10/12

1. Devo - Smart Patrol / Mr. DNA
2. Mic Break
3. Don't Talk to the Cops - I Don't Like Rachel
4. JOKE - Mayo Clinic
5. Wizzard Sleeve - Alabama's Doomed
6. Prohibituary - Moveout
7. GZA - Liquid Swords
8. JOKE - Penguins
9. The Spits - Nuclear Bomb
10. Wipers - Is This Real?
11. Chromatics - Hannah's Song
12. Swimmers - I Got Problems
13. Frustration - Relax
14. The Hospitals - We Buzz Just Like Bees Do
15. JOKE - Beer
16. Don't Talk to the Cops - Skit
17. Don't Talk to the Cops - Murder Burger
18. SPURM - Get With It
19. JOKE  - Pony
20. Paul McCartney - Fine Line
21. John Zorn - A Shot in the Dark
22. Brian Eno - St. Elmo's Fire
23. JOKE - Chickens
24. White Dread - Music for History
25. JOKE - Cocaine
26. ZR - Evil Twin
27. The Cars - Got a Lot on My Head
28. Dave Clark 5 - It's Not True
29. Shannon and the Clams - You Can Come Over
30. Leonard Cohen - Fingerprints
31. Detective Agency - You and Me
32. Cleaners from Venus - English Electrics
33. Thinking Fellers Union - My Pal the Tortoise
34. Digital Dinosaurs - Baby Snakes
35. JOKE - Whales
36. Total Control - Carpet Rash
37. Clipse - Wamp Wamp
38. JOKE - Lobster
39. Mic Break
40. Fancy Lads - Live!
41. Fancy Lads - Live!
42. Fancy Lads - Live!
43. Fancy Lads - Live!
44. Fancy Lads - Live!
45. Fancy Lads - Live!
46. Fancy Lads - Live!
47. Fancy Lads - Live!
48. Fancy Lads - Live!
49. Fancy Lads - Live!
50. Fancy Lads - Live!
51. Mic Break
52. Workout - Bottom Barrel Boys

HER Jokebot 3/2/11

Big news! 


JOKEBOT will now be aired every Saturday from 4p-6p on Hollow Earth Radio! 

drawing by Matt Nyce

This week:


Wimps live at the Funhouse, recorded onsite by BLDG's, a rad recording studio in town.

Seattle Band Map - which shows how local band King Dude can be connected to bummer pioneers Joy Division.


DIAL 209.JOKE.BOT to call in your jokes.

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JOKEBOT playlist:

1. Jokebot says hello
2. JOKE
3. Devo - Smart Patrol
4. Mic Break - Rachel Ratner
5. Drags - Modern Man
6. Wax Idols - Hotel Room
7. The Units - East West 2
8. JOKE
9. Charles Leo Gebhardt IV - Chapel of Roses
10. Squeeze - Cool for Cats
11. David Bowie - Friday on my Mind
12. Aorta - What's in My Mind's Eye
13. The Monks - Complications
14. The Stooges - Real Cool Time
15. The Spits - My Mess
16. Full Toilet - WYPL / Shut Up
17. Dickies - Fan Mail
18. Pleasureboaters
19. JOKE
20. Scott Walker - Jackie
21. Arthur Brown - Trouble
22. Cat Stevens - Trouble
23. Consignment - Way Back Home
24. Baby Guns - New Hope for the Dead
25. JOKE
26. Thee Satisfaction - Snow Motion
27. The Comix - Touche Pas Mon Sexe
28. JOKE
29. Mic Break - Wimps live BLDG's Recording
30. Wimps - Sound Check (live)
31. Wimps - Stop Having Fun (live)
32. Wimps - Old Food (live)
33. Wimps - Wet Cardboard (live)
34. Wimps - Time Suck (live)
35. Wimps - What are you Talking About (live)
36. Wimps - Dance Like This (live)
37. Wimps - It's a Trap (live)
38. Wimps - Repeat (live)
39. Wimps - Things Could be Worse (live)
40. JOKE 
41. Mic Break - Seattle Band Map Segment
42. King Dude - Witches Hammer
43. Book of Black Earth - The Path of the Moon God
44. Popular Shapes - Outrageous Math Test
45. T.v. Coahran - Artemis (Put Down That Bow)
46. Intelligence - Confidence
47. The Shins - Fighting in a Sack
48. The Smiths - Vicar in a Tutu
49. Joy Division - Transmission
50. Mic Break - bye bye

HER Jokebot 3/17/12

1. Devo - Smart Patrol / Mr. DNA
2. Don't Talk to the Cops - I Don't Like Rachel
3. JOKE - No shins
4. Beehive & The Barracudas - Maximum Details
5. JOKE - Wedding Ruined
6. Ty Segall - Standing at the Station
7. JOKE - Environmentalists
8. The Macs - I'm 37
9. JOKE - Fish
10. The Beatles - Sie Liebt Dich
11. JOKE - bagels
12. De La Soul - Peas Porridge Hot
13. JOKE - bagpipe
14. Intelligence -Garbage In Garbage Out
15. JOKE - Beat
16. Dead Kennedys - Trust Your Mechanic
17. JOKE - Brown and Sticky
18. Crystal Castles - Love and Caring
19. JOKE - Cheese
20. Consignment - The Road Song
21. JOKE - Chicken and the Egg
22. David Bowie - Future Legend
23. JOKE - Clowns 
24. Dangerdoom - El Chupa Nibre
25. JOKE - Cons
26. Ariel Pink - Little Wig
27. JOKE - Cows and Pig
28. Blank Dogs - The Lines
29. JOKE - Dislexia
30. Squeeze - Cool for Cats
31. David Sedaris - You Can't Kill
32. Can - EFS No 00
33. JOKE - Egg
34. Elvis Presley - Suspicious Minds
35. JOKE - Fleasco
36. TV Coahran - Jackie
37. JOKE - Frank Sinatra
38. Blond Redhead
39. JOKE - feng shui
40. Black Moth Super Rainbow-  Drippy Eyejoke Bot - G. Wash
41. A rames - Ionic
42. JOKE - Elephan
43. Strong Killings - Annals of Animals
44. Joke - snail
45. Guantanamo Baywatch - Live! (recorded by BLDGS)
46. Guantanamo Baywatch - Live!
47. Guantanamo Baywatch - Live!
48. Guantanamo Baywatch - Live!
49. Guantanamo Baywatch - Live!
50. Guantanamo Baywatch - Live!
51. Guantanamo Baywatch - Live!
52. Guantanamo Baywatch - Live!
53. Guantanamo Baywatch - Live!

JOKE BOT 25: Monster Mashed

drawing by matt nyce

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Did you hear the one about the kidnapping? What's the deal with cheese being so awesome? Find out the answers to those questions, plus hear some spooky-type songs songs by

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1. JOKE - Hard Boiled Eggs
2. The Spits - Witch Hunt
3. JOKE - Cheese
4. The Intelligence - Witchworld
5. JOKE - Pepper face
6. Liars - Broken Witch
7. JOKE - Hipster
8. The Dutchess and the Duke - I am Just a Ghost
9. JOKE - Superman
10. Nerve City - Holy Ghosts
11. JOKE - kidnapping
12. Total Control - Carpet Rash

JOKE BOT 24: Gut Bomb

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When will a vegan eat all your fish? Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza? What is the difference between an Israeli and an Israelite? What is brown and sticky? Listen and learn:

1. JOKE BOT
2. JOKE - Vegan Fish
3. Ty Segall - The Floor
4. JOKE - Hipster Pizza
5. Great Spiders - Don't Get Drugged Out Little Angel
6. JOKE - Endless Love
7. Crass- Where Next Columbus
8. JOKE - Cow and Pig
9. The Beatles - You Can't Do That
10. JOKE - Cell Phone
11. Pink Floyd - Money
12. JOKE - Israelites
13. Lord Ivanhoe - Belinda
14. JOKE - Brown and Sticky
15. Factums - Another Place
16. JOKE - Frank Sinatra
17. The Everly Brothers - Bird Dog
18. Bye Bye