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Download Joke Bot and listen to jokes and music. Free!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826936974789592273.post-10429028767037958852014-04-01T21:45:00.001-07:002014-04-01T21:45:59.368-07:00Paul McCartney tells a dirty joke<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/A85ipUgy5B4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826936974789592273.post-39288296274293062752012-03-29T10:10:00.000-07:002012-03-29T10:10:15.577-07:00HER Jokebot 3/24/12<br />
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<li>Devo - Smart Patrol / Mr. DNA</li>
<li>Neil Young - We R In Control</li>
<li>JOKE</li>
<li>Don't Talk to the Cops - I Don't Like Rachel</li>
<li>JOKE - Pepper Face</li>
<li>Fuzzy Cloaks - Love What I Do</li>
<li>Groundhogs - Status People</li>
<li>JOKE - Parrot</li>
<li>The Spits - My Mess</li>
<li>Tyvek - Future Junk</li>
<li>JOKE - Cocain</li>
<li>Outer Minds - Until You're Dead</li>
<li>R. Stevie Moore - Bad Posture</li>
<li>JOKE - Splenda</li>
<li>Jonathan Richman - She Doesn't Laugh at My Jokes</li>
<li>George Jones - Root Beer</li>
<li>JOKE - Pirate</li>
<li>Ancient Crux - In Teen Dreams</li>
<li>Circle Pit - Shallow Grave</li>
<li>JOKE - Stripper</li>
<li>Nuclear Igloo</li>
<li>Miracle Chosuke</li>
<li>JOKE - Lentils</li>
<li>Andrew W. K. - Party Til You Puke</li>
<li>Home Blitz - Nighttime Feel</li>
<li>JOKE - Whales</li>
<li>Factums - When</li>
<li>Le Sang Song - Ring Ring</li>
<li>JOKE - Willie Nelson</li>
<li>The Smiths - This Joke isn't Funny Anymore</li>
<li>The Kinks - I'm Not Like Everybody Else</li>
<li>JOKE - 2 who</li>
<li>Ozzie - Android Love</li>
<li>Black Mountain - No Hits</li>
<li>JOKE - Smell</li>
<li>Bee Gees - I Started a Joke</li>
<li>JOKE - Word</li>
<li>Suburban Lawns - Flying Saucer Safari</li>
<li>JOKE - Beez</li>
<li>Ovens - Lame Song #224</li>
<li>JOKE - Snoop</li>
<li>The Really 3rds - Everyday, Everyway</li>
<li>JOKE - Steering Wheel</li>
<li>Reading Rainbow - Wasting Time</li>
<li>Joke - </li>
<li>Billy Joe - Goldfish</li>
<li>Sparks - In the Future</li>
<li>Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)</li>
<li>Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)</li>
<li>Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)</li>
<li>Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)</li>
<li>Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)</li>
<li>Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)</li>
<li>Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)</li>
<li>Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)</li>
<li>Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)</li>
<li>Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)</li>
<li>Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)</li>
<li>Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)</li>
<li>Watch It Sparkle - Live! (BLDGs)</li>
<li>The Beatles - I Want You (She's So Heavy)</li>
<li>Thee Oh Sees - I Was Denied</li>
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826936974789592273.post-73443364699263517332012-03-19T09:24:00.000-07:002012-03-19T09:27:05.376-07:00HER Jokebot 3/10/12<a href="http://www.mattnyce.com/"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixXZIpVQwcABDFPTZByhdRfXtsMWsWebgi4Q99kS1dE9GvPG3NUdurn8LFggawJjRqrJtXMjD7xvy-XnRJI_t7SCAWA4Fa_wDRldfQw51UJWHO7o9ILE3PrD2XvGnyXjitbwPWIGQACRof/s1600/partyworm.jpg" width="576" /></a>
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<ol>
<li>Devo - Smart Patrol / Mr. DNA</li>
<li>Mic Break</li>
<li>Don't Talk to the Cops - I Don't Like Rachel</li>
<li>JOKE - Mayo Clinic</li>
<li>Wizzard Sleeve - Alabama's Doomed</li>
<li>Prohibituary - Moveout</li>
<li>GZA - Liquid Swords</li>
<li>JOKE - Penguins</li>
<li>The Spits - Nuclear Bomb</li>
<li>Wipers - Is This Real?</li>
<li>Chromatics - Hannah's Song</li>
<li>Swimmers - I Got Problems</li>
<li>Frustration - Relax</li>
<li>The Hospitals - We Buzz Just Like Bees Do</li>
<li>JOKE - Beer</li>
<li>Don't Talk to the Cops - Skit</li>
<li>Don't Talk to the Cops - Murder Burger</li>
<li>SPURM - Get With It</li>
<li>JOKE - Pony</li>
<li>Paul McCartney - Fine Line</li>
<li>John Zorn - A Shot in the Dark</li>
<li>Brian Eno - St. Elmo's Fire</li>
<li>JOKE - Chickens</li>
<li>White Dread - Music for History</li>
<li>JOKE - Cocaine</li>
<li>ZR - Evil Twin</li>
<li>The Cars - Got a Lot on My Head</li>
<li>Dave Clark 5 - It's Not True</li>
<li>Shannon and the Clams - You Can Come Over</li>
<li>Leonard Cohen - Fingerprints</li>
<li>Detective Agency - You and Me</li>
<li>Cleaners from Venus - English Electrics</li>
<li>Thinking Fellers Union - My Pal the Tortoise</li>
<li>Digital Dinosaurs - Baby Snakes</li>
<li>JOKE - Whales</li>
<li>Total Control - Carpet Rash</li>
<li>Clipse - Wamp Wamp</li>
<li>JOKE - Lobster</li>
<li>Mic Break</li>
<li>Fancy Lads - Live!</li>
<li>Fancy Lads - Live!</li>
<li>Fancy Lads - Live!</li>
<li>Fancy Lads - Live!</li>
<li>Fancy Lads - Live!</li>
<li>Fancy Lads - Live!</li>
<li>Fancy Lads - Live!</li>
<li>Fancy Lads - Live!</li>
<li>Fancy Lads - Live!</li>
<li>Fancy Lads - Live!</li>
<li>Fancy Lads - Live!</li>
<li>Mic Break</li>
<li>Workout - Bottom Barrel Boys </li>
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<a href="http://thesewimps.blogspot.com/" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>Wimps</b></a><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> live at the Funhouse, recorded onsite by </span><a href="http://bldgsbldg.blogspot.com/" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">BLDG's</a>,<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> a rad recording studio in town.</span><br />
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<b style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.seattlebandmap.com/">Seattle Band Map</a></b><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> - which shows how local band <a href="http://www.seattlebandmap.com/blog/2011/12/06/king-dude-and-joy-division/">King Dude can be connected to bummer pioneers Joy Division</a>.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>JOKEBOT playlist:</b></span><br />
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<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>Jokebot says hello</b></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>JOKE</b></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Devo - Smart Patrol</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: #cccccc; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mic Break - Rachel Ratner</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Drags - Modern Man</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Wax Idols - Hotel Room</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The Units - East West 2</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>JOKE</b></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Charles Leo Gebhardt IV - Chapel of Roses</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Squeeze - Cool for Cats</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">David Bowie - Friday on my Mind</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Aorta - What's in My Mind's Eye</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The Monks - Complications</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The Stooges - Real Cool Time</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The Spits - My Mess</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Full Toilet - WYPL / Shut Up</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Dickies - Fan Mail</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pleasureboaters</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>JOKE</b></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Scott Walker - Jackie</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Arthur Brown - Trouble</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Cat Stevens - Trouble</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Consignment - Way Back Home</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Baby Guns - New Hope for the Dead</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>JOKE</b></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Thee Satisfaction - Snow Motion</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The Comix - Touche Pas Mon Sexe</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>JOKE</b></span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: #cccccc; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mic Break - Wimps live BLDG's Recording</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Wimps - Sound Check (live)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Wimps - Stop Having Fun (live)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Wimps - Old Food (live)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Wimps - Wet Cardboard (live)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Wimps - Time Suck (live)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Wimps - What are you Talking About (live)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Wimps - Dance Like This (live)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Wimps - It's a Trap (live)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Wimps - Repeat (live)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Wimps - Things Could be Worse (live)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>JOKE</b> </span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: #cccccc; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mic Break - Seattle Band Map Segment</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">King Dude - Witches Hammer</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Book of Black Earth - The Path of the Moon God</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Popular Shapes - Outrageous Math Test</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">T.v. Coahran - Artemis (Put Down That Bow)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Intelligence - Confidence</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The Shins - Fighting in a Sack</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The Smiths - Vicar in a Tutu</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Joy Division - Transmission</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: #cccccc; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mic Break - bye bye</span></li>
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<li>Devo - Smart Patrol / Mr. DNA</li>
<li>Don't Talk to the Cops - I Don't Like Rachel</li>
<li>JOKE - No shins</li>
<li>Beehive & The Barracudas - Maximum Details</li>
<li>JOKE - Wedding Ruined</li>
<li>Ty Segall - Standing at the Station</li>
<li>JOKE - Environmentalists</li>
<li>The Macs - I'm 37</li>
<li>JOKE - Fish</li>
<li>The Beatles - Sie Liebt Dich</li>
<li>JOKE - bagels</li>
<li>De La Soul - Peas Porridge Hot</li>
<li>JOKE - bagpipe</li>
<li>Intelligence -Garbage In Garbage Out</li>
<li>JOKE - Beat</li>
<li>Dead Kennedys - Trust Your Mechanic</li>
<li>JOKE - Brown and Sticky</li>
<li>Crystal Castles - Love and Caring</li>
<li>JOKE - Cheese</li>
<li>Consignment - The Road Song</li>
<li>JOKE - Chicken and the Egg</li>
<li>David Bowie - Future Legend</li>
<li>JOKE - Clowns </li>
<li>Dangerdoom - El Chupa Nibre</li>
<li>JOKE - Cons</li>
<li>Ariel Pink - Little Wig</li>
<li>JOKE - Cows and Pig</li>
<li>Blank Dogs - The Lines</li>
<li>JOKE - Dislexia</li>
<li>Squeeze - Cool for Cats</li>
<li>David Sedaris - You Can't Kill</li>
<li>Can - EFS No 00</li>
<li>JOKE - Egg</li>
<li>Elvis Presley - Suspicious Minds</li>
<li>JOKE - Fleasco</li>
<li>TV Coahran - Jackie</li>
<li>JOKE - Frank Sinatra</li>
<li>Blond Redhead</li>
<li>JOKE - feng shui</li>
<li>Black Moth Super Rainbow- Drippy Eyejoke Bot - G. Wash</li>
<li>A rames - Ionic</li>
<li>JOKE - Elephan</li>
<li>Strong Killings - Annals of Animals</li>
<li>Joke - snail</li>
<li>Guantanamo Baywatch - Live! (recorded by BLDGS)</li>
<li>Guantanamo Baywatch - Live!</li>
<li>Guantanamo Baywatch - Live!</li>
<li>Guantanamo Baywatch - Live!</li>
<li>Guantanamo Baywatch - Live!</li>
<li>Guantanamo Baywatch - Live!</li>
<li>Guantanamo Baywatch - Live!</li>
<li>Guantanamo Baywatch - Live!</li>
<li>Guantanamo Baywatch - Live!</li>
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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Did you hear the one about the kidnapping? What's the deal with cheese being so awesome? Find out the answers to those questions, plus hear some spooky-type songs songs by</ol>
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<li style="text-align: left;"><b>JOKE</b> - Hard Boiled Eggs</li>
<li style="text-align: left;">The Spits - Witch Hunt</li>
<li style="text-align: left;"><b>JOKE</b> - Cheese</li>
<li style="text-align: left;">The Intelligence - Witchworld</li>
<li style="text-align: left;"><b>JOKE</b> - Pepper face</li>
<li style="text-align: left;">Liars - Broken Witch</li>
<li style="text-align: left;"><b>JOKE</b> - Hipster</li>
<li style="text-align: left;">The Dutchess and the Duke - I am Just a Ghost</li>
<li style="text-align: left;"><b>JOKE</b> - Superman</li>
<li style="text-align: left;">Nerve City - Holy Ghosts</li>
<li style="text-align: left;"><b>JOKE</b> - kidnapping</li>
<li style="text-align: left;">Total Control - Carpet Rash</li>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">When will a vegan eat all your fish? Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza? What is the difference between an Israeli and an Israelite? What is brown and sticky? Listen and learn:</span><br />
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>JOKE</b> - Vegan Fish</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ty Segall - The Floor</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>JOKE</b> - Hipster Pizza</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Great Spiders - Don't Get Drugged Out Little Angel</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>JOKE</b> - Endless Love</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Crass- Where Next Columbus</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>JOKE</b> - Cow and Pig</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The Beatles - You Can't Do That</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>JOKE</b> - Cell Phone</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pink Floyd - Money</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>JOKE</b> - Israelites</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Lord Ivanhoe - Belinda</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>JOKE</b> - Brown and Sticky</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Factums - Another Place</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>JOKE</b> - Frank Sinatra</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The Everly Brothers - Bird Dog</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Bye Bye</span></li>
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6. <b>JOKE</b> - Drummers<br />
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10. <b>JOKE</b> - Even More Drummer Jokes<br />
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13. Nancy Sinatra - Did You Ever<br />
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4. <b>JOKE</b> - What did the apple say to the banana<br />
5. <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Partman-Parthorse/75360834636">Partman Parthorse</a> - Cannibal Phone<br />
6. <b>JOKE</b> - Too Who?<br />
7. <a href="http://www.myspace.com/tvcoahran">T.V. Coahran</a> - Squid Chase<br />
8. <b>JOKE</b> - Word that starts with F<br />
9. <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Wounded-Lion/18899429997">Wounded Lion</a> - Hungry?<br />
10. <b>JOKE</b> - What did the egg say to the water?<br />
11. <a href="http://www.alanhull.com/">Alan Hull</a> - Country Gentleman's Wife<br />
12. <b>JOKE</b> - Weird dad<br />
13. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKMqCqjixyo">Jacques Brel</a> - L'accordeeon De Li Vie<br />
14. <b>JOKE</b> - whoops<br />
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10. <b>JOKE</b> - Chicken Basketball<br />
11. Electric Blanket - Ridiculous and in the Kitchen<br />
12. <b>JOKE</b> - Hiccup<br />
13. Intelligence - My First Wife<br />
14. <b>JOKE</b> - Panthers<br />
15. Siouxsie & the Banshees - Mirage<br />
16. <b>JOKE</b> - Pride<br />
17. Pere Ubu - Life Stinks<br />
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2. <b>JOKE</b> - Airplane bathroom<br />
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6. <b>JOKE</b> - Convent<br />
7. Nina Hagen - Superboy<br />
8. <b>JOKE</b> - Homophobes<br />
9. Sweet Violet Boys - I love my fruit<br />
10. <b>JOKE</b> - Brown and sticky<br />
11. R. Stevie Moore - Milk Shake<br />
12. <b>JOKE</b> - indefinitely<br />
13. Cosmonauts - T.V. California<br />
14. <b>JOKE</b> - Bagpipe<br />
15. Death Grips - Guillotine<br />
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2. <b>JOKE</b> - Cheeseburger hot dog<br />
3. <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ty-Segall/268287955622">Ty Segall</a> - You Make the Sun Fry<br />
4. <b>JOKE</b> - Dating a 55 year old<br />
5. <a href="http://battle-stations.bandcamp.com/track/pleasure-model">Battle Stations</a> - Pleasure Model<br />
6. <b>JOKE</b> - Dating a 24 year old<br />
7. <a href="http://www.allsparks.com/">Sparks</a> - Thanks But No Thanks<br />
8. <b>JOKE</b> (Steve Martin) - Smoking<br />
9. <a href="http://www.nomeanswhatever.com/">No Means No</a> - Living is Free<br />
10. <b>JOKE</b> - Nordic Gods<br />
11. <a href="http://thebleedingkneesclub.tumblr.com/">Bleeding Knees Club</a> - Have Fun<br />
12. <b>JOKE</b> - Onions<br />
13. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crystals">The Crystals</a> - He Hit Me (It Felt Like a Kiss)<br />
14. <b>JOKE</b> - Lentils<br />
15. <a href="http://hozacrecords.com/2011/01/k-holes/">K-Holes</a> - Werewolf with a Tan<br />
16. <b>JOKE</b> - Drunk Whales<br />
17. <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/ORCA-TEAM/161300117075">Orca Team</a> - Lost at Sea<br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">2. <b>JOKE</b> - Your Mom</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">3. <a href="http://www.blur.co.uk/">Blur - Globe Alone</a></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">4. <b>JOKE</b> - Steering Wheel</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">5. <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Charles-Albright/187861007919862">Charles Albright - I'm on Drugs</a></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">6. <b>JOKE</b> - Drunk Whales</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">7. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_Personalities">Television Personalities - Silly Girl</a></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">8. <b>JOKE</b> - Helen Keller</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">9. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijyXEsM06Zo">Chalk Circle - Reflection</a></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">10. <b>JOKE</b> - Snail</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">11. <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Night-Beats/314422042405">Night Beats - Ain't Dumbo</a></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">12. <b>JOKE</b> - Snoop</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">13. <a href="http://www.intheredrecords.com/pages/humaneye.html">Human Eye - Impregnate the Martian Queen pt. 2</a></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">14. <b>JOKE</b> - Big Bird</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">15. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Dug_Dug%27s">Los Dub Dug's - Cual es tu Nombre</a></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">16. <b>JOKE</b> - 2 who</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">17. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-QveINMwkQ">Dee Dee King - Mashed Potato Time</a></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">18. <b>JOKE</b> Pirates</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">19. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSQpQ4NgKbk">Bad Sports - Sinking You</a></span><br />
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11. The Beatles - I'm Down<br />
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13. Wilmouth Houdini - Blow Wind BlowUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826936974789592273.post-17273973023898821352011-04-17T16:48:00.000-07:002011-11-05T15:40:10.573-07:00JOKE BOT 16: Take my wife, please.<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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1. Joke Bot - Hello<br />
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20. <b>JOKE</b> - GoodbyeUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826936974789592273.post-37783844485722260762011-04-02T16:58:00.000-07:002011-04-29T01:20:45.701-07:00JOKE BOT Incest Zine Comic!Joke Bot explains how the <a href="http://www.seattlebandmap.com/">Seattle Band Map</a> came to be!<br />
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10. <b>JOKE</b> - Child Molestor<br />
11. Tom Lehrer - Lobachevsky<br />
12. <b>JOKE</b> - Richard Pryor<br />
13. The Yardbirds - Putty (In Your Hands)<br />
14. <b>JOKE</b> - Oven<br />
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16. Rachel eats breakfastUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826936974789592273.post-73621924780205860932011-02-09T12:29:00.000-08:002011-02-09T12:29:49.348-08:00JOKEBOT INFORMERCIAL numero TRES<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/19615549?color=397d91" width="400" height="295" frameborder="0"></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/19615549">Joke Bot: 206-JOKE-BOT Ad 3</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user4999231">Earplug Video</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p><br />
thanks to Luke Chumra, TV, Jim, Matt, Jordan and everyone for being funnyUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826936974789592273.post-62900859952233669222011-02-08T23:38:00.000-08:002011-02-09T08:24:50.720-08:00JOKE BOT 13 is the luckiest one<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://mattnyce.blogspot.com/" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5174/5429749405_8280fb6c20_z.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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5. Frank Zappa - Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?<br />
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7. The Lights - Suge Knight Sweetheart (Live)<br />
8. <b>JOKE</b> - My brother is so dumb...<br />
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6. <b>JOKE</b> - Pump up the Jams<br />
7. Febre de Minos - Os Minos<br />
8. <b>JOKE</b> - Rising Star<br />
9. Quasi - I Give Up<br />
10. <b>JOKE</b> - Billy Corgan walks into a bar<br />
11. Christmas - Whips of Love<br />
12. <b>JOKE</b> - Rage Against the Machine<br />
13. Wire - Champs<br />
14. <b>JOKE</b> - Jam and Jelly<br />
15. Zeigenbock Kopf - Sex with a Man<br />
16. Maria Bamford - Wizard of Art<br />
17. William Shatner - King Henry the FifthUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826936974789592273.post-39408093333624621312011-01-23T20:12:00.000-08:002011-02-09T08:26:28.363-08:00JOKE BOT 11: Not funny is the new funny.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://mattnyce.blogspot.com/" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5050/5383450178_4f9e28d09d.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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6. <b>JOKE</b> - Hella Weights<br />
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8. <b>JOKE</b> - Dairy Queen<br />
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10. <b>JOKE</b> - Vampire Home Economics<br />
11. Whalebones - I Don't Wanna Live in this City No More<br />
12. <b>JOKE</b> - Pizza<br />
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6. Bass Drum of Death - Nerve Jamming<br />
7. <b>JOKE</b> - A Mime is a terrible thing to waste<br />
8. OFF! - Full of Shit<br />
9. <b>JOKE</b> - Extreme<br />
10. Mayyors - Clicks<br />
11. <b>JOKE</b> - Hepatitis<br />
12. The Units - i Night<br />
13. <b>JOKE</b> - The Shins<br />
14. Probibituary - Who Invented..<br />
15. <b>JOKE</b> - What time is it?<br />
16. Neu! - Super<br />
17. Derek and Clive - Young Dudley Moore Performs<br />
18. The Kinks - Shangri-La<br />
19. Rachel ponders, what are jokes anyway<br />
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